Total Medals Earned: 2,237 (From 388 different games.) Total Medal Score: 29,590 Points
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/155 points)
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
Medals Earned: 5/14 (55/425 points)
Medals Earned: 6/9 (85/285 points)
Medals Earned: 2/33 (10/1,530 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/135 points)
Medals Earned: 3/7 (35/165 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/45 points)
Medals Earned: 4/8 (30/135 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/225 points)
Found a Bronze Key!
Found a Silver Key!
Earn 50 Gold in the shop.
Found a Gold Key!
Found the BOSS KEY!
Earn 200 Gold in the shop.
Earn 500 Gold in the shop.
Beat Thrash!
Rescue Hilda!
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
View all of the Bios
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Lift a Caribbean Reef Shark!
Your very first flight!
Your very first ride!
Lift a Nurse Shark!
Lift a Porbeagle Shark!
Lift a Sandbar Shark!
Lift a Bignose Shark
You got on the cover of Sharks Illustrated!
Lift a Goblin Shark!
Lift a Shortfin Mako Shark!
Lift a Silvertip Shark!
Lift a Blue Shark!
Lift a Lemon Shark!
Lift a Salmon Shark!
Lift a Sand Shark!
Lift a Bigeye Thresher Shark!
Lift a Bluntnose Sixgill Shark!
Lift a Bull Shark!
Lift a Copper Shark
Lift a Dusky Shark!
Lift a Hammerhead Shark
Lift a Pacific Sleeper Shark!
Uncover 6 Crabs in a row!
Lift a Silky Shark!
Lift a Basking Shark!
Lift a Great Hammerhead Shark
Lift a Great White Shark!
Lift a Greenland Shark!
Finish the game on brutal difficulty!
Lift a Longfin Mako Shark!
Lift a Megalodon!
Lift a Tiger Shark!
Lift a Whale Shark!
Get inside the wreckage.
Pick up the heavy ball!
Find the pickaxe
Build a ladder
Sleep!
It burns so good!
I've got a rumbly in my bumbly
NyaNeNyaNe Naw Nya NYA!!!
Hold it in!
Too Much Cheese! Must Find Plunger!!!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Fire your finger guns for the first time!
lose a run by being really bad at video games!
Use the 'Heroin' Item for the first time!
Beat the Shoot Trip Die Demo
Beat your first level!
Beat the titlescreen.
Beat the tutorial level without using the Kraken
Get four stars on each level on Island 1
Click the Armor Link on the titlescreen
Get four stars on each level on Island 2
Beat the game with any score.
Get four stars on each level on Island 3
Soften the noodle bars to escape!
Find a Secret passage!
Get your things back!
Grow!
Take back the staff!
