I don't have a penis, and I never have had one, I'm sorry I lied to everyone about that!

But some people still want me to be a man, so if anyone has a spare penis they aren't using, and a set of balls if possible, let me know, so I can get a transplant, so I can be the man everyone wants me to be!

Thanks!

It's been a while since I logged in, and I have finally caught up with the trand up updating profiles to this new layout! This has been some really important news that was worth reading!

Thank you very much for your time, enjoy the rest of your day.

And if you haven't watched Your Name yet, you totally should.

Apparantly, I have been summoned from the dead, arrise Tomato Soup, god is not done with you yet. Do I even still know how to draw? Trick question, I never knew how to draw. But we're back, why don't you stop by http://s15.zetaboards.com/soupsquad/topic/10299299/1/ and if you want, join in our public collab that is up.

Maybe you'll see me making some flash, you probably won't, that is some time consuming stuff right there. 

I'm going to go back to being dead now, take care.

Two consecutive days on Newgrounds, admitatly only making a few posts on the forums and not really much else, but they have been full days! Probably won't be doing much of flash anytime in the near future, perhaps when I feel like burning your eyes with some terrible creation.

Images updated blah blah.

I don't really have anything exciting to report, feel free to drop me a message if for some reason you wish to talk! But otherwise, have a good Wednesday! (Or what's left of it...)

I miss making flash and I miss you guys too!

But I got busy with stuff and then stuff happened.

Also stuff.

I'M SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME

I said I'd make a list of them when I had added medals to some of my older flash, I only have one more I plan to add them to, other flash I might had added them to I no longer have the .fla for because I'm good at deleting them, whoops.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/350405

This game is outdated but I added medals anyway.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/403643
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/368299
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/587037
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/589913

Well have fun or whatever :p

Well this looks like a big jump doesn't it? I was going to make a flash celebrating the redesign but I have been so busy, I haven't had the time or energy to do so. Anyway, things will take a lot of getting used to, the project system looks intresting that's for sure.

Also, I can't wait for the API download to be avalible, I will be updating some of the flash I have the fla for still and use some of the new API and some of it's functions.

When I have made changed, I'll list them in a blog post.

Anyway, hope everyone is enjoying looking around at the changes and such.

I stumbled upon a Lets Play of my really amazing Minecraft game on YouTube, you should play my game before watching the video, otherwise you wouldn't understand it, promise!

Well here's the video from YouTube, now you have hopefully played my game!

Feel free to comment on his video, link here if you don't know how to get it from an embeded video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgiRI-Q f93s

THANKS!

Holy fuck, daily fifth award? Well thanks Newgrounds! Where can we go from here now!

ONWARDS!

You can go back and look at the first one here if you wish to know more.

Currently, I am only putting flash up with less than 2.00 in score and this one is a little late from when I said it was, not many people commented on if they wanted to see more of this, but this is the 2nd one, if there isn't seen to be much responce, then I'll just give up on this idea :p

Obama vs cat: Childish humour, short animation.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
586419

ClickBall: A very simple game but still somewhat fun.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
586287

SuicideDots: Another simple game, pretty slow moving but not bad.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
586717

Anyway, that is all, leave your thoughts.